Atithi Tum Kab Jaoge??

A guest is like rain: when  he lingers on, he becomes a nuisance

                                                                  - Polish proverb

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Ho Chuka Hai Ganesh Ji Ka Visarjan,

Par Shaayad Yahin Chod Gaye Weh Apna Waahan,

Jo Mere Ghar Aaya Hai Bankar Mehmaan,

Aur Jisne Kar Rakha Hai Mujhe Bada Pareshaan.

Mere Kitchen Mein Karke Aasan Grahan,

Choohey Maharaj They Athi Prasann,

Nahi Tha Woh Koi Awesome Sight,

I was in an Awful Fright.

Jab Choohey Ji Laute Doosre Din,

Maine Sink ke Paas Rakha Rodine.

Chakh Kar Usey Gaye Choohey Ji,

Aur Phir Se Lautey Agley Din!

Us Din Laayi Main Ek Mouse Trap,

Par Nikla Woh Ekdum Crap.

Fasey Nahi Usme Choohey Saahab,

Sirf Trap Se Hua Peanut Butter Gaayab!!

Kal Pahunchi Jab Main Pooja Room,

Paaya Wahaan Par Choohey Maharaj Ka Poop!

Ab Samajh Mein Aayi Baat,

Kyon Nahi Lagey Woh Ab Tak Haath?

Karthey Jo Hongey Roz Prarthana –

''Hey Ganpathi Bappa, Raksha Karna''!

Shaam Ko Kar Rahi Thi Gaane Ka Riyaaz,

Room Se Aa Rahi Thi Choohey Ji Ki Awaaz,

Lagaaye Jo Maine Oonchey Sur,

Shaayad Lag Gaya Unko Dar,

Tab Se Chup Rahey Hain Basement Mein!

Samjhoon Isko Insult Ya Compliment Main??

Kaise Karoon Choohey Ji Ko Baahar?

Kaash Yahaan Hotey Pied Piper.

Par Mazedaar Rahi Yeh Bhaagam-Bhaag,

Jaise Tom and Jerry Ki Ho Chhed-Chaad.

Hey Ganpathi Bappa Raksha Karna

Is Baar Hoga Jerry Ko Haarna!!!!!!!!!!

Leave Sooner, Drive Slower

Normal Speed Meets Every Need

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Sunday  Ka  Woh  Din  Tha,
Ganesh  ji  Ka  Visarjan Tha.
Pados  Ke  Town  Mein  Jashn  Tha,
Wahaan  Jaaney  Ka   Mera  Plan  Tha.

Ghar  Se  Jaldi  Nikalna  Chaahthi  Thi,

Saadhey-Baarah  Ko  Jo  Aarti  Thi.

Par  Ho  Na  Saki  Main  Ready  Jaldi,

Socha  Kar  Loongi Ab  Drive Jaldi.

Aagey  Ja  Raha  Tha  Ek  Fatfatiya,

Tha Woh  Ford  Ka  Koi  Model  Ghatiya.

Zor  Se  Maine  Pedal  Dabaaya,  Aur

Ek  Jhatkey  Mein  Usey  Paar  Kiya.

Kiya  Usey  Jo  Overtake,

Yeh  Thi  Meri  Big  Mistake.

Wahaan  Par  Speed  Limit  Tha  Forty Five,

Par  Main  Jaa  Rahi  Thi  On  Sixty Five!!

Main Thi  Is  Baat Se Anjaan,

Ki  Speed  Camera  Had Caught  My  Action.

Gayi  Nahi  Thi  Zyaada  Far,

Ki  Peechey  Se  Aaya  Police  Car.

Kiya  Maine  Gaadi  Stop,

Saamney  Aaya  Mota  Cop.

Car  Ke  Details  Kiye  Usney  Note,

Thamaaya  Haath  Mein  Speeding Ticket.

Dekhkar  Usey  Hui  Main  Shocked

Kyonki  Man,  I  was   heavily Fined!

Beet  Chuka  Tha  Kaphi  Waqt,

Ghar  Jaana  Tha  Option  Best.

Kar  Na  Saki  Ganpathi  Ke  Darshan :-(

Par  Seekha   Maine  Ek  Big  Lesson :-)

Traffic Rules Hotey Hain Nibhaaney Ko,

Naaki Jab Marzi Thodney Ko.

Maaf   Keejiye  Ganpathi  Bappa,

Ab  Na  Hogi  Aisi  Galthi,  Pakka.

Ganpathi  Bappa  Moriya

Mangal  Moorthi  Moriya. 

E-Shopping Aur Dhokha

Re-posting this poem as winner of contest at Blogadda. 

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Padhney Waalon, Yeh Yaad Rakho

Kabhi Kabhi Aisa Bhi Hota Hai -

E-SHOPPING Se Logon Ko

Dhokha Bhi Hota Hai.

Hum Order Kuch Karthey Hain

Par Deliver Kuch Aur Hi Hota Hai!

Chand Hafton Pehley Ki Baat Hai,

Ek Haseen Sunday Ki Shaam Thi,

Kar Rahi Main Online Kuch Kaam Thi.

Achaanak Us Par Meri Nazar Padi Thi -
‘Ads from Google’ Par Jo Tea Bag Bani Thi,
Aur Kaphi Interesting Woh Mujhe Lagi Thi.

Kehney Ko Woh Herbal Chaai Thi,

Alag Si Hai Yeh Meri Raai Thi.

Assam Ke Baagon Mein Banthi Thi,

USA Ke Kisi Site Par Bikti Thi.

Alag Alag Flavours Mein Milti Thi,

Forty Dollars Per Tin Uski Price Thi.

Kar Diya Maine Ek Tin Order, Sochkar
Yeh Ki Ab Piyungi Tea Lime & Ginger !
Phir Aaya Woh Fine Din,

Jab Deliver Hua Teabags Ka Tin.

Khola Package Tho Hui Main SHOCKED -

Huve Jo They Saarey Teabags EXPIRED!!!!!!

Likha Maine Company Ko Ek Email Stroppy

Kaha,''ALWAYS HAPPY IS NOT AT ALL HAPPY''.

Kaise Piyoon Main EXPIRED Tea?

Now Options You Have Only Two –

Send Me Doosra Brand New Pack

OR Just Give Me My Money Back''.

Reply Mein Veh Boley ''We Are Sorry.

We Will Send You New Pack Jaldi''.

Aaj Aaya Hai Naya Pack, Magar

Situation Hai Pehley Se Batthar –

Humein Mila Hai Sirf Empty Tin,

Tea Bags ya Tea Powder Ke BIN !!!!!!!!!!!

Ab Aur Nahi Karna Hai Complain

Aagey Se Sirf Rehna Hai Saavdhaan.

Fake Websites Se Humein Rehna Hai Door,

Nahi Karna Hai E-SHOPPING For Sure.
Kyonki Kabhi Miltha Hai EXPIRED GOOD,
Tho Kabhi Ho Jaatey Hain SIMPLY FOOLED !

YAAD RAKHO, KABHI KABHI AISA BHI HOTA HAI,

E-SHOPPING SE LOGON KO DHOKHA BHI HOTA HAI.

AAJ YEH MERE SAATH HUA HAI,
KAL AAPKE SAATH BHI HO SAKTHA HAI !!!!!! :) :) :)

This post is a part of the contest at BlogAdda.com in association with Snapdeal.com

Fultu Bakwaas - Chaliye, Miltey Hain Facebook Par!!

Baat Badey Khushi Ki Hai, Pardes Mein Desi Ka Milna

Woh Relative Ho Tho, Kya Mazaa Hai Dugna?????

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Mummy Boli Kuch Din Pehle,

''Suman ki Beti Se Tu Jaa Mil Ley’’.

Maine Poocha – ''Kaun Suman?''

Mummy Boli, ''Meri Cousin Suman.

Rehti Hai Uski Beti In Tere Shehar,

Likh Le Ab Tu Uska Number''.

Yun Kaise Main Ussey Milney Jaoon?

Jaan Na Pehchaan, Main Uski Mehmaan?

Mummy Boli, ''Kar Math Fikar,

Sirf Bula Usey Ghar Khaaney Par’’.

Maana Maine Ma Ka Kehna,

Kiya Phone – ''Pehchaana Behna?''

Boli Aunt Suman ki Beti,

''Haan, Tu Hai Na Aunt Kiran ki Beti?’’

Main Aayi Seedhey Point Par,

Bulaaya Usey Ghar Khaaney Par.

Behna Boli,''Mumkin Nahi Aaj Aa Paana,

Hoga Nahi Kal Bhi Aana.

Life Meri Badi Vyasth Hai,

Plans Banaana Vyarth Hai,

Rehne De Yeh Khaana-Waana,

FACEBOOK Par  Zaroor Add Karna''!!!!

Nahi Rahaa Ab Waqt Puraana,

Badal Gaya Hai Yeh Zamaana.

Ab Daur Hai Facebook Ka,

Twitter, Tumblr Ityaadi Ka.

Ek Hi Shehar Mein Rehtey Hongey,

Suman, Kiran, Parveen Ke Bachhey.

Aapas Mein Na Milthey Hongey,

Facebook Se Hi Kaam Chalaathey Hongey.

 

Life Meri Badi Vyasth Hai,
Dhun Uski Badi Mast Hai,

Aaj  Post Likhney Ki Chaah Hai,

Lekin Ideas Mann Mein Khaakh Hai,

Still, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK HAI !!!!!!!!!!! :-) :-)

Hippy Happy Hoppy Day

It comes every year. It passes by every year. It is just like any other day but it is a very special day because you are the centre of attraction on this day and you are spoiled. During your school days, on this day all the girls in your class become your friend. As years progress, and you meet more people and make more friends, on this day every year you get loads of cards, presents, phone calls, text messages, facebook messages. Your near and dear ones plan a surprise party and they utter prayers and good wishes for you. So there are so many good things about this special day but the only not so good thing about this day is that this day spoils your AGE. On this day every year you turn a year older. Not that I am disappointed or afraid of growing old but its just scary to note how time flies and yet there are sooooooooo many things to experience and achieve in life. Despite this and all the ups and downs of life, I absolutely love my life and I love everyone in my life.

Today is my nth birthday. Time has flown by so quickly. But that is life . Time has a very strange way of passing you by. Seconds turn into minutes, minutes turn into hours, hours turn into days, days turn into years, years turn into decades. Yet in hindsight it would seem like everything flew by. And amidst this flight of time, we achieve so many things, we experience so many things and we pass some small, some huge milestones. My blog has passed a huge milestone today. Yay to the 100^Th post!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. May I take this opportunity to humbly THANK YOU all for stopping by my page awhile, reading my posts and leaving your valuable comments. Your kind words are forever appreciated and your company is cherished as priceless.

Innocence Personified

I LOVE ICE CREAM BECAUSE......

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• It is cold

• It is sweeeeeeeeeet

• It melts and sticks to my hands and mouth

• I will fall ill and I can stay with YOU (referring to Mother) at home. 

These were the words of a three year old boy that I overheard when I was at the ice cream stall in the shopping mall this afternoon. Oh, what an innocent reasoning! The little boy's mother had to buy him an ice cream after listening to that.

Fultu Bakwaas - Jab Din Me Neend Aa Jaaye.....

......Tab Raat Ki Neend Ud Jaaye

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Yes, when 'some people' spend some part of their day sleeping, then they have trouble falling asleep at night. What do 'such people' do then?

• To begin with they go to bed way past their usual bedtime and then lie down with their eyes shut tightly.

• Then they twist and turn and change their positions and also hold a pillow pressing tightly against their face.

•  Next, they check the time to see how long it has been since they tucked into bed.

•  Then they decide to watch some Telly but soon they get bored of it.

•  Then they decide to read some book but as they cannot concentrate, they give up the idea of reading.

•  Then they decide to browse the Internet for sometime.

•  Next, they ping some friend in the other part of the world who is online but soon they realise that the friend has got other important things to do. So they leave the chat.

•  Then they log into facebook and check out their friends' recent photos.

•  They realise that spending time on facebook is almost like sleeping and therefore decide to spend some more time on facebook by commenting and 'liking' their friends' status messages and updates, that are albeit 10 or 12 hour old.

•  Then they decide to read some blog  posts during which time they realise that a post is long overdue on their page and therefore decide to write a blog post.

•  But ideas do not flash them at God earthly hours, so they spend some time staring at the blank page and ultimately end up writing about their sleepless night.

• Once they publish the post, they realise that it is morning (yay!!) but by then they experience some dizzy spells. So they pick up their phone, select their office telephone number and call in sick!!! After that they retire to bed........