E-Shopping Aur Dhokha

Re-posting this poem as winner of contest at Blogadda. 

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Padhney Waalon, Yeh Yaad Rakho

Kabhi Kabhi Aisa Bhi Hota Hai -

E-SHOPPING Se Logon Ko

Dhokha Bhi Hota Hai.

Hum Order Kuch Karthey Hain

Par Deliver Kuch Aur Hi Hota Hai!

Chand Hafton Pehley Ki Baat Hai,

Ek Haseen Sunday Ki Shaam Thi,

Kar Rahi Main Online Kuch Kaam Thi.

Achaanak Us Par Meri Nazar Padi Thi -
‘Ads from Google’ Par Jo Tea Bag Bani Thi,
Aur Kaphi Interesting Woh Mujhe Lagi Thi.

Kehney Ko Woh Herbal Chaai Thi,

Alag Si Hai Yeh Meri Raai Thi.

Assam Ke Baagon Mein Banthi Thi,

USA Ke Kisi Site Par Bikti Thi.

Alag Alag Flavours Mein Milti Thi,

Forty Dollars Per Tin Uski Price Thi.

Kar Diya Maine Ek Tin Order, Sochkar
Yeh Ki Ab Piyungi Tea Lime & Ginger !
Phir Aaya Woh Fine Din,

Jab Deliver Hua Teabags Ka Tin.

Khola Package Tho Hui Main SHOCKED -

Huve Jo They Saarey Teabags EXPIRED!!!!!!

Likha Maine Company Ko Ek Email Stroppy

Kaha,''ALWAYS HAPPY IS NOT AT ALL HAPPY''.

Kaise Piyoon Main EXPIRED Tea?

Now Options You Have Only Two –

Send Me Doosra Brand New Pack

OR Just Give Me My Money Back''.

Reply Mein Veh Boley ''We Are Sorry.

We Will Send You New Pack Jaldi''.

Aaj Aaya Hai Naya Pack, Magar

Situation Hai Pehley Se Batthar –

Humein Mila Hai Sirf Empty Tin,

Tea Bags ya Tea Powder Ke BIN !!!!!!!!!!!

Ab Aur Nahi Karna Hai Complain

Aagey Se Sirf Rehna Hai Saavdhaan.

Fake Websites Se Humein Rehna Hai Door,

Nahi Karna Hai E-SHOPPING For Sure.
Kyonki Kabhi Miltha Hai EXPIRED GOOD,
Tho Kabhi Ho Jaatey Hain SIMPLY FOOLED !

YAAD RAKHO, KABHI KABHI AISA BHI HOTA HAI,

E-SHOPPING SE LOGON KO DHOKHA BHI HOTA HAI.

AAJ YEH MERE SAATH HUA HAI,
KAL AAPKE SAATH BHI HO SAKTHA HAI !!!!!! :) :) :)

This post is a part of the contest at BlogAdda.com in association with Snapdeal.com