Fultu Bakwaas...Cooker aur Kadhai

When I was cooking my dinner earlier today, I got reminded of a joke that I watched ages ago on Great Indian Laughter Challenge on StarOne. The joke was about a pressure cooker and a fryiing pan.  

Double burner ka choolha

Ek mein rakha that cooker

Aur ek mein kadhai;

Cooker bola kadhai se

Tu tho tavey ki saali hai 

baahar se bhi kaali

aur andar se bhi kaali hai!

Kadhai ne cooker se bola

Re Cooker tu apney gorey rung par itna kyon itraata hai?

Re Cooker tu apney gorey rung par itna kyon itraata hai?

yadi main kaali hoon

Tho mujhe dekhkar seeti kyon bajaata hai???