Sunday, 7 October 2012

Leave Sooner, Drive Slower



Normal Speed Meets Every Need
...

Sunday  Ka  Woh  Din  Tha,
Ganesh  ji  Ka  Visarjan Tha.
Pados  Ke  Town  Mein  Jashn  Tha,
Wahaan  Jaaney  Ka   Mera  Plan  Tha.

Ghar  Se  Jaldi  Nikalna  Chaahthi  Thi,
Saadhey-Baarah  Ko  Jo  Aarti  Thi.
Par  Ho  Na  Saki  Main  Ready  Jaldi,
Socha  Kar  Loongi Ab  Drive Jaldi.

Aagey  Ja  Raha  Tha  Ek  Fatfatiya,
Tha Woh  Ford  Ka  Koi  Model  Ghatiya.
Zor  Se  Maine  Pedal  Dabaaya,  Aur
Ek  Jhatkey  Mein  Usey  Paar  Kiya.

Kiya  Usey  Jo  Overtake,
Yeh  Thi  Meri  Big  Mistake.
Wahaan  Par  Speed  Limit  Tha  Forty Five,
Par  Main  Jaa  Rahi  Thi  On  Sixty Five!!

Main Thi  Is  Baat Se Anjaan,
Ki  Speed  Camera  Had Caught  My  Action.
Gayi  Nahi  Thi  Zyaada  Far,
Ki  Peechey  Se  Aaya  Police  Car.

Kiya  Maine  Gaadi  Stop,
Saamney  Aaya  Mota  Cop.
Car  Ke  Details  Kiye  Usney  Note,
Thamaaya  Haath  Mein  Speeding Ticket.
Dekhkar  Usey  Hui  Main  Shocked
Kyonki  Man,  I  was   heavily Fined!

Beet  Chuka  Tha  Kaphi  Waqt,
Ghar  Jaana  Tha  Option  Best.
Kar  Na  Saki  Ganpathi  Ke  Darshan :-(
Par  Seekha   Maine  Ek  Big  Lesson :-)
Traffic Rules Hotey Hain Nibhaaney Ko,
Naaki Jab Marzi Thodney Ko.

Maaf   Keejiye  Ganpathi  Bappa,
Ab  Na  Hogi  Aisi  Galthi,  Pakka.
Ganpathi  Bappa  Moriya
Mangal  Moorthi  Moriya. 


10 comments:

  1. dont remind me , I jsut got clicked and fined for overspeeding .. thankfully no points on the license..

    so how much was the fine .. mine was 80pounds :(


    Bikram's

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    1. This was in the US Bikram. The fine was $230 :-(.

      80 Pounds is a lot too. you are probably driving very carefully now, arent you?

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  2. Learnt the hard way!

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  3. A H,

    GANPATI BAAPAA HAIN DAYAAWAAN,
    UNHON NE KIYAA AAPKO SAVDHAAN,
    KARO NAA LOGON KO PARESHAAN,
    RAKHO APNI SEEMA KAA DHYAAN,
    TAB AAP RAHOGE HAMESHAA KHUSH,
    AUR SAB BHI JHOOMENGE BAHUT KHUSH.


    Take care

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  4. You are back! Awesome poem. :)

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  5. Hehehehe...everyone is getting fined!!! i paid a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge fine myself...that too on my budday.. :(

    billed it on the company though.. :D :D :D


    naicely penend.. :D :D

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    1. yes, i read about it...you had an eventful budday this time didnt you? You should have simply called that day off.

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