Socha kar lu e-mail check
Kiya Mozilla par ek click
Par usney kiya kuch aur hi trick
Jaise ho gayi ho ab uski age
Waise nikla ek error message.
Ek aur click se kiya page ko refresh
Par hua na issey koi fayda
Kharab jo tha woh bakaayda
Dobara ho gaya tai tai fish.
Saarey wires ko phir kiya check
Shayad tab ho jaaye woh theek?
Ek nazar ghumaaya bechaarey modem par
Jal-bujh raha tha woh dar darkar.
Uthaaya phone aur ghumaaya number
Hua vohi jo hota hai na aksar
Baja music aur mila answer -
''Thank you for calling. Please hold
for next available advisor''.
Anth mein aayi ek aawaaz -
''Sorry to keep you waiting.
How can I help you?''
Farmaaya maine apna complaint
Suna usney just like a saint.
Bola phir voh ''Sorry Ma'm''
Chal raha hai yaha kuch kaam
Asuvidha ke liye khed hai
Bohat jald theek honey ki ummeed hai!!
Beet chukey hain ab bahatthar ghantey
Internet ka koi naam aur nishaan nahi
Voh Kehtey hain aap hona pareshaan nahi
Jald kar dengey hum sab sahi sahi!!
Filhaal tho hu main at work
Socha kar lu email check
Lagey haathon likha yeh post
Signing off...
You have a good weekend Dost.
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yehi hota hai mere sath bhi aksar....
ReplyDeletejab kabhi main use karta hun net PC par...
vaise aap ka is weekend pe kya program hai..
"having a weekend" hum sab ke liye achaa paighaam hai..
wah wah Irfaan. Bohat khoob!
ReplyDeleteIntezzar weekend ka hum besabri se kartey hai..
Jaaney voh kab aata hai aur kab nikal jaata hai
Iseeliye kuch khaas programme hum banaatey nahi
Chand doston se miltey hai aur jee behla letey hai.
ah ha time well spent then at work i meant.. Ok i am in similar problem but mine was mis communication i have chanded providers gone with sky for everything and it was suppsoed to go on 16th feb its 25th today and they say its gonna be 4th march now ...
ReplyDeleteso main bhi laga hoon at work
commenting nad writing on others..
dekhte hain 4 tareekh ko hota hai mera kaam
ki woh kehte hain thoda aur karo araaam ...
yayyyyyyyyyyy maine bhi two line jod diye he heehe
Bikram's
wow !!! :-o
ReplyDeleteHaha. Awesome. :D You are a poet in the making.
ReplyDeletelol... that was a fun read,.. but wats with the internet connections,... Im signing back again after struggling with my connection for an hour!! coincidence haahn??!! :)
ReplyDeletewow! lihgt and fun! nice blog....blog hopped to yours..will keep coming :D
ReplyDeleteAngrazi mein hindi..entertaining! Are you still in India?
ReplyDeletehahaha and you can rhyme even in trouble.
ReplyDeleteNice quickie post, hilarious.
And hope you get it right soon.
Cheers,
Blasphemous Aesthete
Kahe Sunil suno bhai sadho, baat hai badi anoothi,
ReplyDeleteInternet bimari jisko lagi kabhi na chhooti!
Net tumhara jaldi sudhre, duaa hamari hai,
E-mail se bichhad gayi ho pal pal bhaari hai!
Sankat ye bhi kat jayega, mat chhodo ummeed,
Net bina weekend mila to poori kar lo neend!
Express gar chhoot gayi to passenger mein chadh jao,
Mobile par 3G internet se dil behlao!
Hahaha, that was a very sweet post,
ReplyDeleteYou have a great weekend too, dost!
So now even you started doing poetry.... I'm the only one who can't... :D
ReplyDeletemere sath to abhi just hua tha...
ReplyDeletepc on kiya to net ko nimoniya tha.... :D
Hats off to this one...I know how it feels :) Touchwood...
ReplyDeletehaha too good! thats exactly what happens!
ReplyDeletenice one :)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW...
ReplyDeletesee.. lack of internet is doing you sooo much good ;) :P
@Bikram: I am with Virgin Media. they are generally good but this time, I am very disappointed with them. Four days to rectify a problem!! and wah bhai do line aassani se jod liye!!
ReplyDelete@Pranab: Thank you
@Ajay: Thank you. Par aap tho bohat achi kavitha likhthey hain.
@Sukanya: Is your internet service up and running now? I am still waiting for ine to be repaired ;(
@Raam Pyari: Thank you and a warm welcome to you. Hope to see you more here. I shall visit your page when I have the internet connection
@Alka: Na, I am back in Britain now.
@Anshul:Thank you. Still waiting....
@Sunil: Wah wah!! coool...i am loving this poetic andaaz mein comments.
par dost itney achey words tum likhogey tho mere blog ka weight kam hoga ki nahi???
@Sowmya: thank you. Hope you had a good one.
@Tan: :) but you can come up with witty spontaneous answers and impress interviewers and win any job....
@Sushant: :) aap bhi shayari karney lagey?? good one.
@Pooja: thank you...
@Chandana: thank you.
@S: Thank you. haha... true...isi bhaaney ek choti si kavitha tho bani..
Enjoyed your Dil ki baat in Hindi ishtyle ;)
ReplyDelete:)
Thanks Poonam.
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