Monday 1 October 2012

E-Shopping Aur Dhokha


Re-posting this poem as winner of contest at Blogadda. 
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Padhney Waalon, Yeh Yaad Rakho
Kabhi Kabhi Aisa Bhi Hota Hai -
E-SHOPPING Se Logon Ko
Dhokha Bhi Hota Hai.
Hum Order Kuch Karthey Hain
Par Deliver Kuch Aur Hi Hota Hai!

Chand Hafton Pehley Ki Baat Hai,
Ek Haseen Sunday Ki Shaam Thi,
Kar Rahi Main Online Kuch Kaam Thi.
Achaanak Us Par Meri Nazar Padi Thi -
‘Ads from Google’ Par Jo Tea Bag Bani Thi,

Aur Kaphi Interesting Woh Mujhe Lagi Thi.

Kehney Ko Woh Herbal Chaai Thi,
Alag Si Hai Yeh Meri Raai Thi.
Assam Ke Baagon Mein Banthi Thi,
USA Ke Kisi Site Par Bikti Thi.
Alag Alag Flavours Mein Milti Thi,
Forty Dollars Per Tin Uski Price Thi.

Kar Diya Maine Ek Tin Order, Sochkar
Yeh Ki Ab Piyungi Tea Lime & Ginger !
Phir Aaya Woh Fine Din,
Jab Deliver Hua Teabags Ka Tin.
Khola Package Tho Hui Main SHOCKED -
Huve Jo They Saarey Teabags EXPIRED!!!!!!

Likha Maine Company Ko Ek Email Stroppy
Kaha,''ALWAYS HAPPY IS NOT AT ALL HAPPY''.
Kaise Piyoon Main EXPIRED Tea?
Now Options You Have Only Two –
Send Me Doosra Brand New Pack
OR Just Give Me My Money Back''.

Reply Mein Veh Boley ''We Are Sorry.
We Will Send You New Pack Jaldi''.
Aaj Aaya Hai Naya Pack, Magar
Situation Hai Pehley Se Batthar –
Humein Mila Hai Sirf Empty Tin,
Tea Bags ya Tea Powder Ke BIN !!!!!!!!!!!

Ab Aur Nahi Karna Hai Complain
Aagey Se Sirf Rehna Hai Saavdhaan.
Fake Websites Se Humein Rehna Hai Door,
Nahi Karna Hai E-SHOPPING For Sure.
Kyonki Kabhi Miltha Hai EXPIRED GOOD,
Tho Kabhi Ho Jaatey Hain SIMPLY FOOLED !

YAAD RAKHO, KABHI KABHI AISA BHI HOTA HAI,
E-SHOPPING SE LOGON KO DHOKHA BHI HOTA HAI.
AAJ YEH MERE SAATH HUA HAI,
KAL AAPKE SAATH BHI HO SAKTHA HAI !!!!!! :) :) :)


This post is a part of the contest at BlogAdda.com in association with Snapdeal.com

5 comments:

  1. A H,

    WAH, WAH! Good to see you back and that too with a BANG. Enjoyed both witty but realistic poems. So true both are.

    Take care

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  2. Well well welllll .. Look who we have here.. a blast from the past ..

    Good to see a post from you.. how have you been and how is it all going ..



    and yes please be saavdhaan from the fake websites :) and when you find one of them make sure you post the links so others like me dont get Fooled too

    all the best for the contest

    Bikram's

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    1. Hey Bikram,

      Thank you so much. I am very well thank you.

      This entry was chosen as one of the winners.

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    2. yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy .. excellent .. so you come back with a bang then

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