A guest is like rain: when he lingers on, he becomes a nuisance
- Polish proverb
Ho Chuka Hai Ganesh Ji Ka Visarjan,
Par Shaayad Yahin Chod Gaye Weh Apna Waahan,
Jo Mere Ghar Aaya Hai Bankar Mehmaan,
Aur Jisne Kar Rakha Hai Mujhe Bada Pareshaan.
Mere Kitchen Mein Karke Aasan Grahan,
Choohey Maharaj They Athi Prasann,
Nahi Tha Woh Koi Awesome Sight,
I was in an Awful Fright.
Jab Choohey Ji Laute Doosre Din,
Maine Sink ke Paas Rakha Rodine.
Chakh Kar Usey Gaye Choohey Ji,
Aur Phir Se Lautey Agley Din!
Us Din Laayi Main Ek Mouse Trap,
Par Nikla Woh Ekdum Crap.
Fasey Nahi Usme Choohey Saahab,
Sirf Trap Se Hua Peanut Butter Gaayab!!
Kal Pahunchi Jab Main Pooja Room,
Paaya Wahaan Par Choohey Maharaj Ka Poop!
Ab Samajh Mein Aayi Baat,
Kyon Nahi Lagey Woh Ab Tak Haath?
Karthey Jo Hongey Roz Prarthana –
''Hey Ganpathi Bappa, Raksha Karna''!
Shaam Ko Kar Rahi Thi Gaane Ka Riyaaz,
Room Se Aa Rahi Thi Choohey Ji Ki Awaaz,
Lagaaye Jo Maine Oonchey Sur,
Shaayad Lag Gaya Unko Dar,
Tab Se Chup Rahey Hain Basement Mein!
Samjhoon Isko Insult Ya Compliment Main??
Kaise Karoon Choohey Ji Ko Baahar?
Kaash Yahaan Hotey Pied Piper.
Par Mazedaar Rahi Yeh Bhaagam-Bhaag,
Jaise Tom and Jerry Ki Ho Chhed-Chaad.
Hey Ganpathi Bappa Raksha Karna
Is Baar Hoga Jerry Ko Haarna!!!!!!!!!!
ha, ha..they can be a real menace.ReplyDelete
am soooooo scared of rats.Delete
MUJHE BHI BANAANE WAALAA HAI BHAGWAAN,
TO KYAA HUYAA AGAR MEIN NAHIN INSAAN,
MUJHE BHI HAQ HAI JEENE KAA,
KUCHH KHAANE KAA AUR PEENE KAA,
MAT KARO MUJHE ALAAP SE PARESHAAN,
AAPKE SUR ACHCHHE KARE BHAGWAAN,
AGAR MUJHE BAHAR DE DOGE KHAANAA,
MERAA ZAROORI NAHIN HAI ANDAR AANAA.
too good Uncle....too good. Thank you.Delete
I didn't think even once from a rat's perspective.
hahahahahaa......that was sooooo awesomeeeeeee...
:D :D :D :D
toh choohey maharaj ne exit maari ya nahi??
Nahi choohey maharaj abhi bhi aaram se ghoom phir rahey hain.
Happened to encounter your blog and the title and the description made me smile. Cheers, you are not just ever smiling, you are also smile-sharing.ReplyDelete
Welcome Momina. Thank you so much. Very kind of you to say that.Delete
have you managed to get rid of them.. you know in my house I am sure i got a couple of mice under the floor boards , I can hear them .. I am thinking what to do and how to get rid of themReplyDelete
Guest is still lurking around.Delete
I see, they must have got there from your garden. I heard that due to the onset of cold weather, these mice look for shelter at people's homes.
Not much you can do i believe if you have already tried trap, rodine etc...a friend in London had approached the pest control team for help. That is the last resort.
Hehehehe, nice one, AH. May I suggest buying an MP3 album of Bheemsen Joshi and practicing alongside it? Seems to be your best weapon so far. :DReplyDelete