Padhney Waalon, Yeh Yaad Rakho
Kabhi Kabhi Aisa Bhi
Hota Hai -
E-SHOPPING Se Logon Ko
Dhokha Bhi Hota Hai.
Hum Order Kuch Karthey Hain
Par Deliver Kuch Aur Hi Hota Hai!
Chand Hafton Pehley Ki Baat Hai,
Ek Haseen Sunday Ki Shaam Thi,
Kar Rahi Main Online Kuch Kaam Thi.
Achaanak Us Par Meri Nazar Padi Thi -
‘Ads from Google’ Par Jo Tea Bag Bani Thi,
Aur Kaphi Interesting Woh Mujhe Lagi Thi.
‘Ads from Google’ Par Jo Tea Bag Bani Thi,
Aur Kaphi Interesting Woh Mujhe Lagi Thi.
Kehney Ko Woh Herbal Chaai Thi,
Alag Si Hai Yeh Meri Raai Thi.
Assam Ke Baagon Mein Banthi Thi,
USA Ke Kisi Site Par Bikti Thi.
Alag Alag Flavours Mein Milti Thi,
Forty Dollars Per Tin Uski Price Thi.
Kar Diya Maine Ek Tin Order, Sochkar
Yeh Ki Ab Piyungi Tea Lime & Ginger !
Phir Aaya Woh Fine Din,
Yeh Ki Ab Piyungi Tea Lime & Ginger !
Phir Aaya Woh Fine Din,
Jab Deliver Hua Teabags Ka Tin.
Khola Package Tho Hui Main SHOCKED -
Huve Jo They Saarey Teabags EXPIRED!!!!!!
Likha Maine Company Ko Ek Email Stroppy
Kaha,''ALWAYS HAPPY IS NOT AT ALL HAPPY''.
Kaise Piyoon Main EXPIRED Tea?
Now Options You Have Only Two –
Send Me Doosra Brand New Pack
OR Just Give Me My Money Back''.
Reply Mein Veh Boley ''We Are Sorry.
We Will Send You New Pack Jaldi''.
Aaj Aaya Hai Naya Pack, Magar
Situation Hai Pehley Se Batthar –
Humein Mila Hai Sirf Empty Tin,
Tea Bags ya Tea Powder Ke BIN !!!!!!!!!!!
Ab Aur Nahi Karna Hai Complain
Aagey Se Sirf Rehna Hai Saavdhaan.
Fake Websites Se Humein Rehna Hai Door,
Nahi Karna Hai E-SHOPPING For Sure.
Kyonki Kabhi Miltha Hai EXPIRED GOOD,
Tho Kabhi Ho Jaatey Hain SIMPLY FOOLED !
Kyonki Kabhi Miltha Hai EXPIRED GOOD,
Tho Kabhi Ho Jaatey Hain SIMPLY FOOLED !
YAAD RAKHO, KABHI KABHI AISA BHI HOTA HAI,
E-SHOPPING SE LOGON KO DHOKHA BHI HOTA HAI.
AAJ YEH MERE SAATH HUA HAI,
KAL AAPKE SAATH BHI HO SAKTHA HAI !!!!!! :) :) :)
KAL AAPKE SAATH BHI HO SAKTHA HAI !!!!!! :) :) :)
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amazing poetry i tell you.. hehehe :P
ReplyDeleteseriously..and yes yaad rakhenge hum :)
Thanks Polo. yes please YAAD RAKHNA.
ReplyDeleteAwesome, awesome! :D You simply rock. :)
ReplyDeleteThank you Ajay.You are kind. Glad to hear from you as you are very irreguar here these days :(.
ReplyDeletehahahhaha..
ReplyDeletesee all miseries make u a poet!
now isn't that a good thing? :D
Hey S, precisely! That is also the reason why I refer to them as HAPPY ACCIDENTS.
ReplyDeleteomg.. really very impressed loved it reading a while.. keep going :P
ReplyDeleteHello Anu,
ReplyDeleteWelcome to my blog(i saw your comment in my previous post. yet to reply though).
Thank you very much. I shall read your 'unspoken words' soon.
Always Happy
Hey, Hi
ReplyDeleteno wonder "baniyas" rock!! and that was an amazing composition of the situation...
:)
Regards,
The Silhouette...
Hey Silhouette, You doing well? Hope Saudi is treating you well.
ReplyDeletehaha..true 'baniyas' rock by selling goods in 2011 that were manufactured way back in 2006 which expired in 2009 :)...
Thank you.
Always Happy
Hey,
ReplyDeleteyup, Saudi is being generous to me...thank you.. :)
why did u remove that sweet lady?? i was like :( wen i saw that round smiley taking her place...though even the smiley is cute...but that lady was my sunshine smiley...
:)
Glad to know you are enjoying in Saudi.
ReplyDeleteLooks like I will have to bring the sunshine lady back here :).
ha haaa......i have seen people becoming Shayer after getting ditched in Love, but here is a young lady who is improving as a Shayer after each and every mis happenings with her, certainly..... "BLESSINGS IN DISGUISE"
ReplyDeletehahahha Irfan. Thank you for complimenting my write up.
ReplyDeleteTrue, Aaj kal every mishap appears to provide fodder for my blog. Somehow I feel I can express it better through poem than through an article. Strangely, it doesnt appear as a whine when present it as poem.
LMAO
ReplyDeleteBut look at the bright side - it brought out the poet in Always Happy!
:). Yes Purba, That is the positive side of losing forty dollars to some expired tea bags and an empty tin!
ReplyDeleteHi,
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling both sides, one is to praise yourself for writing such a fantastic poem. Another side is to feel compassion for the loss. I know there's number of sites to fudge people, all we can do is to keep dealing with trusted sites, instead of giving up e-Shopping.
But I'm feeling really happy that this incident brought you to write such a creative stuff.
This remind me of this sher:
Dil ke chhalo ko koi shayari kahe to parwah nahi,
Takleef to tab hoti hai jab koi wah wah wah karta hai !!!
-Devdas Movie.
Hey Sagar, Thank you. Yes, I agree, giving up E-shopping completely is not done. I shall not trade with sites other than amazon henceforth. they are reliable.
ReplyDeleteWow!! That is a nice sher from devdaas. I have watched the movie but cannot recollect the sher like you do. Well done for that. Thanks again.
Cheers
Always Happy
Hahaha...wah wah...wah wah...
ReplyDeleteI wonder what made the company people send an empty tin??hmmmm Is it because the expiry date was printed only on the tin???;)So that you could refill your tea bags is a fresh brand new tin...:)
Thanks yasha.
ReplyDeleteHahaha..that crossed my mind when I was writing this post.:) You know what, tea bags were manufactured in 2006 and they expired in 2009. So I am assuming they do not have fresh stock at all.
haha... am sorry but i cant help laughing! you have an amazing way of writing poems.. very simple, to the point and so hilarious! Of course you lost ur money i understand that... and i agree.. u need to be very careful while shopping online.. thats why i only buy from reputed sites..
ReplyDeleteGood one though :)
Hey Chandana,
ReplyDelete:) Thank you so much.
Yes, if at all I decide to do online shopping again, I shall do it only from trusted sites.
Phir ek kasam le le lete hain hum jab bhi dhokha khaate hain,
ReplyDeleteUs chandramukhi ki baaton mein hum phir bhi aa hi jaate hain.
I have had my share of bad experiences in online shopping (not many) but it hasn't stopped me from doing onlin shopping, and I don't think it will. Unless I moved to India. Amazon is my most trusted site so far, esp. if they are fulfilling the order themselves.
he he he lovely poem but did it really happen.. well jsut for fun do a complaint again :) and
ReplyDeletetell us fir kya hua tumhare SANG..
hum bhi to sune teesre complaint ke RANG
mujhe bhi seekhna hai online shopping ka DHANG
Jaldi se bolo kahin mera idea na ho jaye BHANG
I am so pleased i come to this blog its making the inner POET in me wake up.. and bring out these lovely couplets yayyyy ha ha ha ahahaha ha ha
yeh lo ji main bhi poet ban gaya ha hahaah
Bikram's
LOL, you can still rhyme on being fooled.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather say, bug them till they concede.
Hehe! Nice read! :)
ReplyDeleteAlthough I feel a lil sad for your loss, but it taught to many things and you in return warned people about it!
PS: Thank you for visiting my blog! :)
You've got a nice blog too, much better than mine! :)
That was kinda cute AH :) But ya, sad that these fellows fooled you... Be careful next time... Never order anything from unknown sites..
ReplyDeleteTake care.
-
Sukanya
@Sunil: now was that from Devdaas? Yes, amazon is reliable. I have not had any complaintes with them
ReplyDelete@Bikram: haan bhai. Yuhi nahi likha. arrey wah wah aap thi bohat bade poet nikley. See, the hidden talent!
But sorry nahi kar sakthi phir se COMPLAIN
kyonki hai yeh waqt ki barbaadi and a PAIN
Saarey attempts will anyway go in VAIN,
Phir Kyon kho doon main sukh aur CHAIN.
Shaayad hoga aapka idea BHANG
Kyon hona hai fool mere SANG??
@ Anshul: Arey peheley expired good, then empty tin. Is there anything worse tht I need to try by complaining and requesting for another package?
ReplyDelete@Enigma: Welcome. Thank you. You are very kind . dont put your blog down. It is nice in its own different way.
@Sukanya: Thank you. yes point noted.
jo likhi itni achhi kavita
ReplyDeletedaad to me zarur dunga
bahut bura hua aap ke saath
isliye santwana b dunga.....:)
Hello Divyansh, thank you so much. very knid of you.
ReplyDeleteKHUSHI KI YEH BAATH HAI
Ki AAPKEY WISHES MERE SAATH HAI.
CHAND LINES THO APNEY BHI JOD LIYE,
WAH WAH KYA BAATH HAI!
Doosrey posts par bhi comment keejiyega kabhi.
:) excellent
ReplyDeleteBikram's
@happy happy- first of all thnx 4 readin ma blog btw left comment 4 u dere also so plz chk dat out too....n aftr readin ur stuff i cn say u r a gud rittr. i mean i m nt in a position 2 judge coz hum koi shayar ya lekhak to hai nahi bas apni piri ko awaaz dene ki icha hui to kalam utha li. i jst dere r few rittr i cn connect to n u r 1 of dem....:):) keep rittin best wishes....:):)
ReplyDeleteHey! Nice one! its a fun poem with a sad end.
ReplyDeleteHappened with me too, bot a Giordano watch onln from a reputed site, and it turned out to be a good replica!
Wish i cud rite the way u do! simple n straight.
AH, that was not from any movie. That was my feeble attempt to romanticize your unfortunate experience.
ReplyDelete@ Div: Thank you very much. I have visited your page again and left a comment for you.
ReplyDelete@Pooja: Oh i see. So I am not the only one then with bad experience?
Thank you.
@Sunil: I see, it was more than nice for Devdas. If Sanjay Bhannsali, Nusrat Badr or Ismail Darbar come across you, you could be writing yrics for their next movie. Good stuff.
Thanks, you are too kind.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I have told you right? Your shayaraana andaaz is too good.
ReplyDelete